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October 02, 2005

Web 2.0

People are talking about “Web 2.0”. There’s plenty of debate about what exactly it encompasses. All I can say is that I think it’s primarily about having your information freed from any single system or physical application. It’s about information anywhere with ease of use rivaling or better than a traditional app.

At home I use a variety of systems, depending on what I’m doing and where, physically, I am in the house. For example:

  • In my bedroom (yes, my bedroom… long story… the basement office isn’t done yet) I have a Mac and a PC
  • At the kitchen table on the main floor I have a Janice’s Windows laptop
  • When Janice is using her laptop, I can use Christopher’s PC in the playroom if he’s not using it (rare)
  • In the basement I have a Windows 2003 server that I access via Remote Desktop
  • In the basement I have a FreeBSD 5.4 server that I access via SSH and remotely via the web.
  • At work and home I have a Tablet PC
  • I have a Samsung i700 Pocket PC phone with Internet access

The dream scenario was supposed to be that I put everything on my Tablet PC / laptop and use that for everything. The problem is, I don’t always have the laptop around — say at lunch-time, when the battery is re-charging (or like, never because I hate my Toshiba M200 Tablet PC), but I still want access to my information. The dream scenario before the tablet was supposed to be that I accessed everthing via the web. Problem was, the web sucked for apps.

Now with the rise of some new technologies that make web apps much more friendly (a.k.a. Web 2.0, AJAX, etc.) I’m finally moving toward the true dream of information anywhere.

Here is an example of some “Web 2.0” applications that I”m using to supplant applications that tie me to a particular computer or operating system:

Gmail - Replaces Outlook for all my non work-related email.

Backpack / Tracks - Both are web apps written in Ruby on Rails. Backpack is a hosted app — a great place to take general notes and share pages with other users. I can also access it on my Pocket PC phone. Tracks is a “Getting Things Done” task manager that’s installed on my FreeBSD server so I can access it from anywhere. The only thing it’s missing is the ability to email myself a task, but I’ll add it myself if the devs don’t scratch it off their own todo list soon. Both replace Outlook for tracking tasks.

Instiki - Another Ruby on Rails app. This one is a wiki that I use as a general catch-all notebook. Wikis are a great way to manage a pile of ad-hoc information. It has supplanted OneNote as my catch-all organizer and is installed on my FreeBSD server.

Subversion - I use this to keep track of all my programming code and various shell scripts that I use for backup, etc. I have it front-ended by Apache on my FreeBSD server and available remotely over the Internet.

Trac - I use this to track development of various projects. It includes a wiki, web-based subversion repository, and ticket tracking system.

BlogLines - This is a web-based RSS aggregator. It replaced Newsgator in Outlook. Now I only have one place to keep my RSS feeds in sync. I can even read my feeds on my Pocket PC through the mobile version.

Flickr - I use this to manage my photo collection. Replaces Picasa, iPhoto, etc.

Delicious - One place to store all my bookmarks. Replaces Firefox / Internet Explorer bookmarks (as if I ever actually used them).

Grocs - This is my own home-grown Ruby on Rails app that I use to manage my shopping list. I can access it via the web from anywhere, and I can email items directly to the list. Rails makes it super-easy to create AJAX web apps with email integration. Janice can access it as well, and since she’s the primary grocery-getter she can simply print off the list at any time and I don’t have to bother her with my requests.

Of course, I access all of these using Firefox with a complement of plugins. Maybe I’ll post that list some day soon.

That’s my list so far, but I’m sure I’ll be adding more over time. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

September 17, 2005

Markdown with SmartyPants

I wasn’t happy with FSCKEditor (very slow and “glitchy”) so I’m trying the Markdown plugin. I also added SmartyPants — a module that allows cool stuff like automatically creating “curly quotes” and proper dashes… ah, that’s much better.

Have I ever mentioned that I hate HTML?

August 31, 2005

I'm Back

After a long time away, I'm back again. Even though the site has been active, the Movable Type install has been broken for many months after a botched 3.1 upgrade. I noticed today that 3.2 was released and decided to give it a try. The upgrade seems to have fixed things! Every now and then I get the itch to blog something, but haven't been able to. Now at least I'll be able to.

October 08, 2004

Made the Switch to Firefox

I couldn't stomach using Internet Explorer for another second. I really gave it all I had - using MyIE2/Maxthon for the past 6 months, but I just can't take another minute of it. I'm addicted to tabs, but Maxthon is flako city. The only thing that was holding me back was that Firefox doesn't have some of the nice usability features that Maxthon has. Many thanks to Tariq who compiled a nice list of Firefox extensions that pretty much give me all the handy feature I've become hooked on in Maxthon.

Oh, and I added an extension that provides Tablet PC floating TIP support for the address box.

... back under my rock ...

June 26, 2004

On Hiatus...

Too many things competing for time right now... the blog is going to have to move down on the list for a bit...

May 22, 2004

Change the Remote Desktop Listener Port

For my future reference, to change the port that Remote Desktop listens to, follow the instructions listed here.

To change the default port for all new connections created on the Terminal Server:

  • Run Regedit and go to this key:
    HKLM\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Terminal Server\WinStations\RDP-Tcp

  • Find the "PortNumber" subkey and notice the value of 00000D3D, hex for (3389). Modify the port number in Hex and save the new value.

    Now to figure out how to connect to an alternate port via the Remote Desktops MMC interface instead of that horrid little Remote Desktop Client that ships with XP.

  • May 17, 2004

    Lookout Rocks

    What he said...

    May 16, 2004

    MT 3.0 Upgrade

    I bit the bullet and upgraded to the free version of MovableType 3.0 today. I was stalled for quite a while until I finally got things moving by re-uploading all the perl modules (.pm files) in ASCII mode. I guess there was something funky going on when moving from Windows to unix. Oh, and make sure you disable MT-Blacklist.

    Christopher, if you're thinking of doing an upgrade, check with me first . :)

    April 14, 2004

    Nerd Dinner Motto

    I like Jim Blizzard's motto for their Portland Nerd Dinners:

    Be there and be square.

    :)

    April 13, 2004

    Demotivational Posters

    This is my favorite.

    "If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon."

    My birthday is coming up soon. Can I have it? Please, please, please?

    April 08, 2004

    Canadian Government using RSS

    Our government has embraced RSS. Cool!

    March 29, 2004

    Yes...

    I do have a lot of pet peeves... :)

    Acrobat Warning

    Arrrrgh... It should be illegal to link directly to a PDF file on a website unless you display a huge warning that says something like:

    "WARNING: This URL links to a PDF file! Clicking this link will bring your computer to its knees for 5 minutes while Acrobat Reader loads the document in your browser! This may be a good opportunity to get a fresh coffee or re-organize your sock drawer."

    I get burned by this at least once a day!

    Double arrrrgh!

    March 22, 2004

    Technology Radar

    I mentioned my "Technology Radar" in the last post. I'm sure every technology geek out there has one the same as me. Every day I keep seeing technologies, methodologies, cool software, etc. showing up all around me. Some things I'll go out right away and check them out. Others, I wait until I hear about them from enough different sources to convince me it's time to buckle down and give them a closer look. Right now, this is a completely ad-hoc process that's managed in my head. Blogs have really helped because I can see trends developing faster. If I see something blogged about by enough different people in a short period of time I know I should give it higher priority.

    A few years ago, before the Internet really hit big, PC Computing magazine had a cool feature where they showed a graphic of a radar screen and mapped several tech trends onto it. The hottest trends appeared around the center, with new stuff just starting to show up on the fringes. I wonder if it would be possible to reproduce this type of chart automatically by scouring blogs for keywords? This could be helpful for determining possible trends to investigate more closely, or it could just help us to be more lemming-like than we already are... hmmm... Do you think it would be useful?

    Maybe I'll just keep relying on Mike Gunderloy. :)

    March 12, 2004

    Lays Cape Breton Sea Salt & Pepper Chips

    If you're in Canada and looking for a great potato chip to snack on this weekend, try Lays new Cape Breton Sea Salt & Pepper Chips. Sadly, I think they're only available for a limited time. I noticed someone's eBaying them.

    Avant Browser

    I've been using Avant Browser for a few weeks now. I really like having a tabbed browser with the Internet Explorer engine. The browser is free and doesn't have any spyware. Recommended.

    Swiss Army Knife with USB Memory Stick

    I want one of these.

    I really saw the power of these USB memory sticks this week while on-site with a client where we had no Internet or LAN connection, but a lot of files to pass around. Only problem with this type is I'd never get through airport security, so I could only use it locally.

    February 08, 2004

    Dummy Text

    My wife doesn't like looking at the picture of Robert Smith, so I'm inserting some dummy text to make the picture scroll off the page. I know, I should just post a few more entries, but I don't really have anything to say at the moment. (I know, I know, I could also just remove the picture, but I don' t want to do that. Just humour me here.)

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Suspendisse viverra, dolor sit amet ullamcorper dictum, tortor enim laoreet urna, et placerat tortor velit vel mauris. Vestibulum faucibus lacus sit amet orci. Proin ac wisi. Vestibulum pharetra viverra leo. In gravida mi vitae sapien. Aliquam velit. Vestibulum dapibus aliquet nibh. Vestibulum sed tortor. Duis rhoncus ante nec lectus. Nam vestibulum sollicitudin wisi. Aenean sit amet dolor. Nam orci. Sed mattis, lorem vel aliquam dictum, mi nisl volutpat velit, in pretium sapien arcu id purus. Integer lectus ipsum, mattis sit amet, facilisis ac, facilisis a, erat. Cras nec mauris a libero dapibus luctus. Nulla et tortor.

    Suspendisse ultricies metus ut tellus. Mauris semper urna at dolor tincidunt viverra. Vivamus nulla diam, adipiscing sed, tempus ac, gravida ut, dui. Vestibulum pede. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Phasellus aliquam libero ac velit. Suspendisse vehicula est at ante. Cras vel nulla. Donec arcu nibh, eleifend ut, hendrerit sit amet, tincidunt in, sem. Nunc in enim.

    (Random Latin text Generated by www.lipsum.com)

    January 19, 2004

    Blogger and RSS

    Hey Blogger.com, the planet is Earth, the year is 2004. Wake up.

    Update: Blogger has announced support for Atom. That's great to see. I'm trying out Newsgator 2.0 and subscribing to Atom feeds where possible. So far, so good...

    January 18, 2004

    Anti Banknote Copy Rules

    I've read in several places lately about the recent measures Adobe has taken to restrict scanning and manipulating banknotes in their software. I just read a piece on NeoWin.net that suggests that HP may have anti-printing measures built in as well. I think this is a good thing.

    Interestingly, I visited the www.rulesforuse.org site referenced in the NeoWin piece and navigated to Canada, which brought me to this page from the Bank of Canada's website. Hmmm... I wonder how they were able to scan that clip from a Canadian $50? Do they have their own special copy of PhotoShop? In any case, the use of the image seems to fall within their guidelines stated on the page.

    January 17, 2004

    BSD vs Linux

    Here's a good article that describes well the reasons I've long preferred FreeBSD over Linux. FreeBSD fits my personality - I like things structured, consistent, and predictable. The author says, "Thus, this rant; as a BSD person, I want to try to explain how BSD works in a way that Linux people can absorb." The article that follows is pretty biased and uses a lot of loaded words and phrases about Linux in general, but overall I agree with his observations and his attitude toward Linux.

    Though I'm a big Microsoft fan, my dirty secret is that I always keep a VMWare instance of FreeBSD around for when I get the itch to tinker in un*x.

    (BTW, yes I did get this link from Slashdot. I know, I know, I'm supposed to have been cured from my Slashdot addiction, with one minor fall-back. But it's ok. I can make the occasional stop back there now without flaring up my addiction again. In that sense, you could say I've been "deeLIIIVered" from the evil power of the Slash. Somebody say Hallelujah!!)

    January 15, 2004

    Project Gotham 2

    I purchased Project Gotham 2 on the weekend. Some really nice improvements over the first version. I especially like being able to walk through the showroom and try out vehicles on the test track. I haven't had a chance to go head-to-head with Amanda on Xbox Live yet, but if you have PGR2 and a Live account add "Pyreal" to your friends list for some easy "competition". (Extra points if you can guess from my GamerTag what MMORPG I used to play).

    January 14, 2004

    Shampoo

    Does anyone really believe it when a celebrity says a shampoo "changes everything" for them?

    October 21, 2003

    Another TV Channel Bites The Dust

    The amount of watchable television content is at barely a trickle for me. The latest casualty is the Discovery Channel (Canada). The new season evenings are filled with stupid shows about "Choppers", motorcycles, hot rods, and "monster" garages and houses (I haven't figured out what a monster house is yet). Like most American television these days, the shows seem to be more about the personal childishness and bickering of the show's characters than about technology or art -- the kind of "reality TV" crap that drives me crazy.

    (I can't help but think that if the Columbo series were created in 2003 it would be a weekly "must-see" series about every inane detail of Columbo's relationship with his wife and co-workers.)

    Update: I just reviewed the comments on the Discovery website about the current content. It appears that I'm very much in the minority. Ok, it's time for me to come clean. My name is actually Mvbrrgz and I come from the planet Grbvt.

    Acrobat Loads Faster Now!

    Everybody and their hamster has blogged this link, but I'm putting it here for my future reference. Acrobat 6.0 loads insanely slow(ly?), but here's a tip that'll make it load muuuuuch faster:

    October 17, 2003

    Playstation Generation Tests Our 70's and 80's Games

    Niko: Hey-Pong. My parents played this game.

    Brian: It takes this whole console just to do Pong?

    Kirk: What is this? [Picks up and twists the paddle controller] Am I controlling the volume?

    Hilarious. See the full article here.

    October 16, 2003

    iTunes for Windows

    Currently enjoying my entire 13,500 song collection that resides on my home desktop system from my laptop at the kitchen table. Can't wait to test it from work tomorrow. I have the firewall port redirected in anticipation. Finally, finally I can stream my entire music collection easily. iTunes is insanely difficult to figure out though. I really don't know how Apple has gotten a reputation for being easier to use. Maybe I'm trying to complicate things, but I can't get simple things like drag and drop to work. Arrgh. Thankfully we have a good Mac guy at work who can 'learn me how to use it.

    Update: I'm having difficulty getting iTunes connected to my home computer from work. I'll wait a few days to see if others are having the same difficulty.

    On another note, I did figure out how to get drag and drop to work, and open up more options in the application. There's a silly looking icon in the top right corner of iTunes that my aesthetically-impaired eyes just automatically ignored. It happens to say "Browse" under the silly eye icon. Turns out that clicking that opens up the functionality I wanted in the app. I think my brain is wired to ignore eye candy and look for the meat. I wouldn't have thought of clicking that image in a million years. Our Mac guy pointed it out, and admitted that even he stumbled on that. Maybe that's why I find the Mac so frustrating to use.


    Spam Getting Through Outlook 2003

    I've noticed a significant increase in the amount of spam getting through Outlook 2003 in the past few days. It looks like the spammers have figured out how to get around the filter. Has anyone noticed the same? I wonder if Microsoft has any method to update the filtering to keep a step ahead?

    October 15, 2003

    Firebird 0.7 via BitTorrent

    Mozilla Firebird 0.7 is out. If you're having trouble downloading from the official Mozilla site, try using BitTorrent. Details, including links, can be found here.

    October 10, 2003

    Attn: Doctors' Offices

    Attn: Doctors' Offices

    Please, please stop playing Top 40 radio in your waiting rooms. If the Eminem tune is causing me more pain than what I walked in for, I can't imagine how the 80 year old lady next to me feels.

    Hmm... that reminds me.. I need to check on the company's "on hold" music. I'll bet it's also Top 40, and I'm guilty of doing the same.

    September 17, 2003

    What's The Hype Over Skype?

    Everybody's talking about the latest software from the makers of KaZaA -- Skype:

    Skype is the next phenomenon from the people who brought you KaZaA. Just like KaZaA, Skype uses P2P (peer-to-peer) technology to connect you to other users – not to share files this time, but to talk for free with your friends.

    The technology is extremely advanced - but super simple to use... You’ll be making perfect quality free phone calls to your friends in no time! Just tell them to get Skype as well, if they don’t already have it.

    Sorry, but I just can't imagine ever wanting to use my computer as a telephone. Then I'd want to crush my computer into tiny little pieces every time it rang. Computers are frustrating at times, but telephones are just plain evil.

    September 16, 2003

    Orson Scott Card Speaks Out on MP3s

    Orson Scott Card speaks out on MP3s ... and I tend to agree with him.

    The following thought especially resonates with me:

    The record companies swear that it's making a serious inroad on sales, and they can prove it. How? By showing that their sales are way down in the past few years.

    It couldn't possibly be because (a) most of us have already replaced all our old vinyl and cassettes, so all that windfall money is no longer flowing in, or (b) because the record companies have made some really lousy decisions as they tried to guess what we consumers would want to buy.

    It couldn't possibly be that they've targeted all their marketing at precisely the market segment -- high school and college students -- who are most likely to be sharing MP3s over the internet.

    Maybe if they started marketing more music that people my age would enjoy, they'd find that, lo and behold, there are customers who prefer to buy music the legal way!

    (emphasis mine)

    [thanks to Chris Sells for pointing out the link]

    September 14, 2003

    Mxeid Up Wrdos

    [ISerializable] aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

    That's quite interesting. I was able to read it pretty near full speed. Does this knowledge provide us with any practical application? Is it possible to shorten words to some bare minimum and leave it perfectly readable, thus making it quicker to type? How about some way to help make reading faster. Oh what I would give to be able to read faster...

    Some Unfortunate News

    Some unfortunate news in the last few days about two popular music artists:

  • Johnny Cash passed away at 71.

  • Rapper '50 Cent' was shot at 10 times... but escaped with his life.

    Ba-dum bum <crash>

  • September 13, 2003

    Jon Galloway is a JERK

    It's fun to call someone I don't know a jerk.

    Update: My wife reminded me that she made the JERK joke in a Messenger conversation yesterday. Oops.. I forgot. You're the funniest, Darling.

    September 08, 2003

    Attention TV - Not Everything Is Sexy!

    For goodness sake, chairs and stoves aren't sexy. Neither are flower gardens, chocolate bars, shampoo, vacuum cleaners, and most everything else on the planet. It's just getting so tiring to hear people use the S word just because you can now use it anywhere and any time...

    September 01, 2003

    Please Forgive Canada...

    ... for Canadian Idol.

    American Idol is arguably the worst television programming ever foisted upon humanity (a record that is now being broken weekly), but we have managed to bring it to a whole new low.

    Certainly there are better things we can "Me Too".

    Check Engine Lights for Computers

    [Raymond Chen]   Automobile manufacturers have learned to consolidate all their error messages into one message called "Check engine". People are conditioned to take the car in to a mechanic when the "Check engine" light goes on, and let the mechanic figure out what is wrong. Can we have a "Check engine" light for computers? Would it be feasible?

    I think it's a great idea. Computer messages are far too complex for the average user to decode and decide how to approach. Since reading Chapter 6 of Joel Spolsky's book on User Interface Design for Programmers I've taken note of just how many times I automatically click "No" or "Cancel" on a dialog box without even reading it.

    Update: I asked my wife how she responds to a computer message that she doesn't understand. She said, "I look for the button that says 'Avoid this now!'" Yeah, give us an engine light, and while you're at it, automatically install patches for us.

    Government Built Operating Systems

    [kuro5hin] Nordic & Asian countries reveal open-source plans

    Hmmmm... can you imagine an operating system jointly designed by multiple governments?

    August 19, 2003

    Outlook 2003 Junk Mail Filter

    Since installing Outlook 2003 (beta2 with technical refresh) I've been using the built-in Junk Mail filter provided by Microsoft. It works wonderfully. It actually does a better job than SpamNet. I've canceled my SpamNet subscription and just now configured the Outlook Junk Mail filter to automatically just permanently delete spam - I trust it that much.

    Hint: If you're using Exchange server, make sure you configure your account in cached mode - i.e. cache your email on your local machine, otherwise the filter doesn't work. And don't set it to permanently delete your junk mail until you have confidence that it's not deleting important stuff. I did have to build a small list of trusted senders before I gained confidence that everything going forward is junk.


    August 14, 2003

    Security A Problem for Windows Only?

    GNU FTP server hacked.


    * gnuftp, the FTP server for the GNU project was root compromised. A
    replacement machine was rolled out in its place on the morning
    (Eastern time) of 2003-08-02.

    * After substantial investigation, we don't believe that any GNU
    source has been compromised.

    * To be extra-careful, we are verifying known, trusted secure
    checksums of all files before putting them back on the FTP site.
    That process began on 2003-08-02 and is ongoing.


    Events Concerning Cracking of Gnuftp

    A root compromise and a Trojan horse were discovered on gnuftp.gnu.org,
    the FTP server of the GNU project. The machine appears to have been
    cracked in March 2003, but we only discovered the crack in the last week
    of July 2003. The modus operandi of the cracker shows that (s)he was
    interested primarily in using gnuftp to collect passwords and as a
    launching point to attack other machines. It appears that the machine was
    cracked using a ptrace exploit by a local user immediately after the
    exploit was posted.

    (For the ptrace bug, a root-shell exploit was available on 17 March 2003,
    and a working fix was not available on linux-kernel until the following
    week. Evidence found on the machine indicates that gnuftp was cracked
    during that week.)

    This is the server that hosts the sources for all GNU projects, including GCC - the compiler used by most open source developers. Imagine the possibilities for putting trojans into some of the most used open source software. Apparently they didn't have backups, or what they had were also compromised. Thankfully they have checksums that they can verify the source code against.

    I guess security doesn't only affect Windows, but nothing else makes interesting news.

    Test post from Pocket PC 2003

    Test posting from Pocket #MT.

    7-Zip and Filezilla - Open Source alternatives

    7-Zip is a great open source alternative to WinZip. Now your conscience doesn't have to bother you every time you click the "Evaluage" button when WinZip opens.

    Filezilla is a great open source FTP client - a bit rough, but does everything I want.

    I generally download and install Cygwin for (among many other things) the SSH client. I heard about PuTTY only yesterday, so I haven't tried it yet. It looks like a great lightweight and free SSH client.

    Except for PuTTY I use the other apps regularly.

    See, I do like open sores... er, I mean source.

    Microsoft to enable XP Firewall by default

    [NeoWin.net] In at least a partial answer to its critics, Microsoft said it would begin shipping the consumer and business versions of Windows XP with the protective network firewall completely activated, to make PCs less vulnerable to attacks.

    Great idea. And they're doing it with the current shipping version rather than waiting for Longhorn. If only they had done this from the start with XP...

    ATI Wins XBOX 2 deal

    Wow. NVidia has really benefited from supplying XBOX, while ATI got stuck with the Nintendo Gamecube.

    August 06, 2003

    Messenger Plus! 2.20

    I just installed Messenger Plus! 2.20. It now supports MSN Messenger 6.0. The killer new feature for me is the ability to map every contact to a custom name. I now have every contact mapped to the actual person's name. No more playing "find the contact". Sweet. Worth it for this feature alone.

    Google Does Favour Bloggers

    As of today I'm now the #1 Steve Clarke on Google. Interesting that the entry it has referenced in the search hit is my July 26th posting about being #5 in Google.

    July 29, 2003

    Seedless Grapes and Watermelons...

    ... now all we need is Popcorn without the annoying pieces that get stuck between your teeth.

    Is anyone working on this problem?

    July 28, 2003

    Google Toolbar 2.0 Beta

    Want Popup ad blocking in Internet Explorer? Try the new version 2.0 Google Toolbar (still in beta, but hasn't caused me any trouble). It also supports form AutoFill. Now I don't have to manually enter the following information into download forms any more:

    Name: Hubba Bubba
    Email: hubba@bubba.com
    Address: 123 My Street
    City: Beverly Hills
    State: CA
    Zip Code: 90210

    The Google Toolbar does it for me!

    Incidentally, a quick office poll suggests that data collected from online forms must be heavily skewed toward Beverly Hills, California. 90210 is probably the only zip code that most non-Americans know from memory.

    Why Can't Error Message Boxes Contain "Copyable" Text?

    I've always been frustrated that Windows error message boxes don't contain "copyable" text. Very often, when I get an error message I want to Google it to find a solution. I can't count the number of times I've scribbled the message down, or hand-typed the message into a search engine or the Microsoft Knowledge Base.

    Well, apparently I should have just tried hitting the old <Ctrl>-C key combo. Someone said (can't remember where I read it) this will copy the message box text to the Windows clipboard. I haven't gotten an error message since I found about this, but I hope it works. Let me know if it works for you.

    Update: I just tried it on the message box that w.bloggar gives me after a successful posting. Here's what it puts to the clipboard. Cool!

    ---------------------------
    w.bloggar
    ---------------------------
    Posted with Success! Post ID: 130
    ---------------------------
    OK   
    ---------------------------
    
    [Listening to: Violet Burning - Lovesick (from This Is The Moment)]

    Don't Put It In Your Ears

    I saw this warning on a container of Silly Putty at Toys 'R Us:

    "Not meant to be used as ear plugs."

    Duh!

    July 26, 2003

    Blog Moved

    I've moved my Movable Type installation (the software behind my blog) to a new server. It was on one of our Windows web hosting servers, but now it's on one of our Ensim-based Linux servers. MT is written in perl, so I was having some quirky behaviour getting some functions on the Windows box. Now it feels at home -- and I like the chance to occasionally have an excuse to do some Linux command line.

    Anyway, there are some broken links because the archive numbers don't all match up when I imported from the old server. I'm going through checking for broken links now. If you find anything unusual, please let me know.

    July 24, 2003

    Backslidden

    I've already confessed to my wife, but I did also commit to being held publicly accountable.
    I visited Slashdot once on Wednesday and once today (ok, twice). I swear I only read the headings though.
    I stand before my loyal reader tonight begging your forgiveness. It won't happen again -- I hope.

    July 23, 2003

    Googleized Yahoo!

    John Robb points out a Google-like interface to the Yahoo! search engine.

    July 22, 2003

    "Would You Like a Muffin or Doughnut with That?"

    Tim Horton's has introduced a new policy of having their employees follow up a coffee-only drive-through order with the question "Would you like a muffin or doughnut with that?" This is really annoying for several reasons:

  • It's insulting -- if I wanted a muffin or doughnut, I would have included it with my order. Don't treat me like I don't know what I want.
  • It leaves me with a negative impression after I order because I always say "No" to their question. There's a part of the human psyche that doesn't like to say "No" -- we want to please. Tim Horton's is playing on this to get people who have difficulty saying "No" to order something that they may not even want. Then they feel tricked.
  • It opens a can of worms if you have children in the car. They hear the question and are more likely to put up a fuss over something that would not otherwise have been an issue. "Please, can I have a doughnut Daddy? Please, please, please."

    Please put an end to this policy Tim's (and, yes, I have emailed them on this).

    Update 07/23/03: I received an email response this morning from Scott Knox of Tim Horton's Operations Services basically saying most people don't mind their "suggestive selling policy" and that it's a "helpful way to expand their knowledge of our products". He did not acknowledge that anyone else has ever voiced this concern before or that they might at least give the policy some consideration. Am I alone in being bothered by this? Has anyone out there actually bought a muffin or doughnut when asked; or at least appreciated being reminded?

  • Looks Like I'm Not Alone - Quit Slashdot.org Today! Website

    Looks like I'm not the only person with a Slashdot problem. Cwiddy pointed out the Quit Slashdot.org Today! site in the comments section of my Goodbye Slashdot article earlier today.

    The site is a bit outdated -- it doesn't mention RSS Aggregation as the ultimate alternative to Slashdot -- but the points it makes are still relevant today.

    It also reminded me of a Slashdot random story generator that I had forgotten about. Oh, and I just remembered Suck.com's Slashdot parody from 1999 as well.

    Ok, I'll try not to talk about /. any more. See, I haven't visited it, but I still can't stop talking about it...

    Deep Thoughts

    I've always loved "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", from Saturday Night Live. A few years ago I collected a bunch of them from all over the web and compiled them into a database to display them randomly on a website. Below are a few of my favorites. For more, see this site.


    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
    - Jack Handey

    You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
    - Jack Handey

    To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
    - Jack Handey

    If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
    - Jack Handey

    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
    - Jack Handey

    I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
    - Jack Handey

    If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
    - Jack Handey

    When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
    - Jack Handey

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
    - Jack Handey

    Goodbye Slashdot

    Ok, it's official. I'm not visiting Slashdot any more. I've commented on Slashdot on several occasions here. One entry was even titled "How To Break Your Slashdot Addiction"

    I've been reading Slashdot for a long time -- I actually own a Slashdot t-shirt circa Comdex '99 in Las Vegas (now used for painting, I think). But over the past few months, I think CmdrTaco and his cohorts (man those sites are creepy) have basically finally caught on to the formula that spewing random anti-Microsoft crap gets them a whole pile of traffic. They don't have to say anything that contains value, accuracy, fairness, truth (and so they don't) to get traffic to the site.

    I guess it was the utterly braindead Can .NET Really Scale? posting that finally put me over the edge. See Rory's comments on that item. Ian White's statement that "I don't read slashdot anymore, its way to anti-MS for me, and precious little else." finally gave me the courage to make the break.

    Anyway, I'm wasting entirely too much emotional energy on thinking and talking to anyone who'll listen (thanks Jared) about stuff I see there. The only reason I still visit is to pick up miscellaneous interesting tidbits, but my RSS aggregator now guarantees that I always get my interesting tidbits several days before Slashdot gets around to posting them.

    As of this morning, I figured I had two choices on how to deal with Slashdot:

  • create a separate blog to give vent (Jared, though patient and having his own addiction to deal with, must be getting tired of listening)
  • stop visiting the site, thus eliminating the need to vent

    I chose the latter. I've removed my RSS feed, browser link, and DQSD alias. I'll post here if I fall back into my addiction. I need a few people to agree to hold me accountable for my actions -- maybe we can help each other just say "no". Post a comment if you need help too -- admitting is the first step to recovery.

    So long Slashdot...

    [Listening to: The 77s - Woody (from Pray Naked)]
  • July 20, 2003

    Souped Up Hyundais and Hockey Cards on Bicycle Spokes

    July 18, 2003

    Jesus Doll

    This is just sad.

    Oh, and just to be politically correct, Moses and Buddha available too.

    My 5 Cents (CAD) Worth on the RSS/Atom Debate

    Tim Marman posted the entry that finally drew my 5 cent comment that's been brewing ever since the controversy on RSS vs. Echo (now Atom) started. It seems like the people arguing are forgetting the value proposition of XML. They are thinking with the mindset of difficult to decipher and implement standards of ancient history (i.e. 5 years ago).

    The whole point of XML is that it makes it relatively trivial to implement, consume, and translate content. Clemens Vasters pointed out that he had an Atom feed created in fewer than 2 hours. This seems to be the common refrain -- trivial implementation time. There are already several RSS converters that make it very easy to convert any feed. I would be worried if switching formats, or providing alternate formats required significant effort, but it's stinking XML, and really, really simple XML at that.

    Am I missing something deeper? This doesn't seem like rocket science.

    Anyway, the dust seems to be settling. Half the reason I've been so quiet on my blog through July has been that I was starting to really get disgusted with the blogging world because of the crap that was flying.

    July 17, 2003

    Lorem Ipsum Generator

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    Ever have a need to insert dummy text like above into, say, a design comp? I just discovered a site that will generate as many paragraphs of latin fluff as you want. You can specify the number of paragraphs, words, bytes, or lists and it'll spit it out for you.

    [Listening to: Midnight Oil - Blue Sky Mine (from Blue Sky Mining)]

    July 16, 2003

    The Top 10 Ways to be a more courteous cell phone user

    Steve Makofsky (a.k.a. The Furrygoat Experience) links to the AT&T Wireless "Top 10 Ways to be a more courteous cell phone user".

    I have to say I very, very rarely have my cell phone out of "vibrate" mode, and even more rarely actually take a phone call when I'm with another person -- only if I think it might be an emergency. I hate the telephone with such a deep loathing that even a cell phone is just marginally tolerable - so keeping my calls short isn't generally a problem. :)

    Messenger is destroying grammar

    Oh no! I just had a scary moment. In typing my last post, I had to stop and ask my wife if the "I" in "I'd" is supposed to be capitalized. It looked right when I typed "i'm". I can only attribute that brain cramp to getting much too used to conversing in all lowercase while using Messenger. The sad thing is, I do a very good job of avoiding annoying shorthand in IM conversations like "ppl" and "l8tr".

    What's written language going to look like in another 20 years?

    MSN Messenger 6.0 Final Release

    MSN Messenger 6.0 final release is out. Get it here.

    Oddly it isn't posted on the actual messenger.msn.com site yet. I got the link from the Microsoft Download Center RSS feed provided by Thundermain.com. Another reason I really love RSS -- I find out about almost everything before most people know about it. I can't count how much cool and useful stuff that I've gotten off this feed alone -- stuff that I'd never find unless I was drilling down deep within various product sites on Microsoft.com.

    Update: http://messenger.msn.com now has the official 6.0 download. Use this one if you need extra help in downloading and installing software (i.e. you're not a geek).

    July 14, 2003

    Nielsen Says "PDF: Unfit for Human Consumption"

    I said on May 28th that I didn't particularly like PDF documents. Jacob Nielsen's latest Alertbox summarizes some of the reasons that resonate with me. Here's his summary:

    "Summary:
    Users get lost inside PDF files, which are typically big, linear text blobs that are optimized for print and unpleasant to read and navigate online. PDF is good for printing, but that's it. Don't use it for online presentation."

    One of my biggest online pet peeves is clicking a link and failing to recognize that it's a link to a PDF file. I use the time that it takes for Acrobat to load inside my browser (and rudely seize all running IE windows) to slap myself several hundred times for being so stupid.

    Dave's Quick Search Deskbar

    If you consider yourself a power user, get it.

    "Dave's Quick Search Deskbar is a tiny textbox that Dave Bau designed for search hounds with weary mouse-fingers. Unlike the Google Toolbar, this little deskbar lets you launch searches without starting a web browser first, directly from your Windows Explorer Taskbar."

    I tried it out a year ago, but didn't take the time to learn enough about it. It probably wasn't as flexible then as well. There is a bit of learning to get up to speed (not much, but a little). Now I find myself using it to launch applications and other stuff that I used to have to do all kinds of mouse-clicking to do. Some examples of aliases that I've configured:

  • dev - opens Visual Studio .NET with the /nosplash option
  • cmd - opens Windows command line
  • am - searches amazon.ca for specified text
  • sj - brings up my local weather
  • kill - runs pskill.exe on the specified program name
  • fire - runs Mozilla Firebird
  • /. - opens http://www.slashdot.org
  • aliases - Opens my localaliases file in TextPad for quick editing
  • x - opens TextPad
  • calc - opens Windows Calculator

    Oh, and the [WindowsKey][S] key combo jumps you to the search bar.

    If you have any cool aliases, please share them in the comments below or email or message me. I'm working on a couple of custom searches now - including Canada Post package tracking.

    [Listening to: Mark Knopfler - I'm the Fool (from Golden Heart)]
  • Posting Drought

    Looks like I haven't been blogging enough to keep more than one article on the main page - the side bar is doing some odd wrapping. Here's another post to see if I can clean up the look of the index page. :)

    [Listening to: Mark Knopfler - Cannibals (from Golden Heart)]

    Rest of the World Wakes Up to Windows XP's Quality

    From Paul Thurrott's WinInfo site:

    A year and a half after Windows XP shipped, the OS is finally getting the respect it deserves. According to the most recent "PC Magazine" annual reader survey, PC service and reliability have improved this year, thanks mostly to XP. "XP has brought consumers the stability of Microsoft's corporate operating systems, Windows NT, and 2000, replacing the relatively volatile Windows 95, 98, and Me," the report reads. "If an OS performs better, so does the hardware it controls ... This year, 44 percent of the [17,000] rated desktop PCs run Windows XP. And the users of Win XP machines are considerably happier with their desktops than respondents running other versions of Windows." The report reveals that XP crashes less often than other Windows versions, too: 37 percent of respondents who use XP have never had a crash, compared with just 7 percent of respondents who use Windows 98. And although OSs such as Linux and Mac OS X got high-reliability grades, too, those OSs are barely used, the report notes: "Fewer than 1 percent of the desktop PCs in the survey are running Linux, and fewer than 2 percent are running Mac OS." As far as XP's quality goes, am I the only person who honestly isn't surprised by this news?

    No Paul, you aren't the only one. I've never found Windows to be unstable, but then again I've never had Windows 95, 98, or ME installed on any computer i've owned. I've been using some variation of the NT-kernel-based operating system since 1994, having used Windows NT 3.5, 3.51, 4.0, then Windows 2000 and now Windows XP.

    Anyone who complains about Microsoft software and stability has probably only ever used Windows 9x. If I used one of those operating systems I'd probably hate Microsoft with a burning passion too - or at least run Linux as my primary OS (well, I guess the two aren't mutually exclusive).

    [Listening to: Mark Knopfler - Je Suis Désolé (from Golden Heart)]

    July 01, 2003

    What's New - July 1, 2003

    I've been a bit slow on the blogging lately. This will likely continue for a while.

    Meanwhile, here are a few things that are new with me in the last week or so:

  • I returned my Toshiba e740 for a full refund after finding out that they are not providing an upgrade from Pocket PC 2002 to the new Windows Mobile 2003 software for Pocket PCs. I'm currently on the search for the replacment; considering an iPaq. Meanwhile, development is progressing very slowly on my Timesheet application via the emulator built in to Visual Studio .NET 2003.

  • Christopher turned 3 yesterday. He had a great party today, and cleaned up on goodies from his friends. :)

  • I've burned out a bit on all the technical reading/writing i've been doing for the past months. I'm taking a break and going back into fiction for a while. I finally opened Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon that Janice gave me for my birthday in April. It's taken me a while to decide to commit to over 1000 pages of fiction, but I feel ready.

  • I finally found someone to play Xbox Live with. My brother-in-law bought Live with Ghost Recon. We've enjoyed hours of fun playing in co-op mode doing missions and firefights. If anyone else out there has Ghost Recon and Live, message or email me. We'd love to have a few more people to play with. I tried a game with randomly selected gamers, but it creeped me out.

  • I'm always on the lookout for a better keyboard. I despise the Microsoft "Natural" keyboard, but discovered their Multimedia Keyboard. I generally hate it when keyboard manufacturers mess with the "Home, Delete, Page keys" cluster (ask any of my employees what happens if I ever have to sit at their computer - they end up with a new 'real' keyboard and mouse), but I really like what MS has done with this keyboard. They've made the delete key longer, and taken the Insert key out. This makes the Delete key much easier to hit, putting it straight across from the Enter key and keeps me from accidentally striking the useless Insert key. The only thing I'm having to adjust to is the new position of the End key, but I'll get used to it. I also like the touch of the keys - a very important factor for me.

  • Oh yeah, happy Canada Day. I wish I could muster up more patriotism, but I find it difficult for some reason.

  • June 20, 2003

    Posted my email and MSN Messenger ID

    I realized that I don't have any means of contacting me on this page, so I posted my email address and MSN Messenger ID at the bottom of the right-side front page. After considering whether I should post my main email address on the site, I decided, "what the heck". There's NO way I could receive any more spam than I already do, and SpamNet catches the vast majority of it now anyway.

    Email or message away, just don't call me on a telephone.

    June 04, 2003

    New Pocket PC

    The last time i was tempted to buy a PDA was on April 17. Today, I had to buy one. I've been very neglectful in entering time sheet entries for billable projects so I figure the money that we've lost in not billing my time will be made up in a few weeks of owning this baby.

    How? Well, I ended up with the Toshiba e740 with built-in 802.11 wireless. I also have Visual Studio.NET 2003 with the .NET Compact Framework, which means I can write Pocket PC apps using the .NET Framework and C#.

    Yeah, so? So... my problem with not tracking time is that I spend so much time in internal meetings that I never get a chance to enter my time properly in our custom built time tracking intranet app (well, that's my excuse anyway). I'm going to write a Pocket PC application that'll talk to our time tracking system via a web service so I can enter my time anywhere at work, or over VPN from home. On top of that, I'll be able to access my email from anywhere at work or home, and MSN Messenger too.

    There, I've convinced myself that I deserved it. That feels much better.

    ... now to get Quake installed.

    By the way, the Microsoft Transcriber system is amazing. Very, very good handwriting recognition out of the box. I'm amazed at how much better it is than my old Windows CE device circa '99.

    Gee, Thanks for Protecting Me Rogers

    Last month I signed up to receive my monthly Rogers bill via the web. I attempted to sign in today to get the bill and mistyped my password on the first try. This is the message I got:

    Now I have to wait 24 hours to try again??!! It's a freaking cable bill, not my life savings.

    June 03, 2003

    What Do Other Steve Clarke's Do?

    I did a quick Google on my name to see what other Steve Clarke's in the world do (ok, actually it was to see if my web log has been Googled - no, it hasn't).

    Here is a list of some of my favorite alternate universes:

  • Steve Clarke - Used Car Specialist
  • Stephen Clarke, PhD(SUT), MA(Lanc), BSc(Hons)(Melb), DipEd(Melb) - Mathematician
  • Steve Clarke - Bassist
  • Steve Clarke - Solo Drummer
  • Steve Clarke - Biochemist
  • Steve Clarke - Referee
  • Steve Clarke - Drag Racer
  • Steve Clarke - Associate Pastor

    [Listening to: U2 - A Sort Of Homecoming (from The Unforgettable Fire)]
  • June 01, 2003

    The Future of Internet Explorer (Continued)

    There's an increasing amount of discussion about the future of IE in the weblogs that I regularly visit [see my comments from a few days ago]. Today Joel spoke out with some insights, but I think that Mike Amundsen has the most interesting take on the whole issue.

    I'm getting a stronger sense that Microsoft is up to something very interesting...

    May 31, 2003

    MP3s

    Until tonight I had a year's worth of collected MP3 files sitting untagged and unfiled. It took me 3 hours to file them, but the end result is now more than 60GB worth of files - all complete albums (I hate the concept of 'singles').

    I also finally figured out how to stream my collection over the web so I can listen to an album remotely. I've started work on an ASP.NET application that gives me a lot more control and flexibility over listening to my collection via the web.

    It's great to not have to mess with CDs. I rarely ever pull out an original CD - when I purchase a CD the first thing I do is put it in my computer, rip it to MP3 and make a copy for the car. That way I preserve my originals.

    May 29, 2003

    Bad CRM and Network Solutions

    Eli Robillard has an interesting commentary on Network Solutions' terrible customer relationship management. If you've ever had anything to do with the NetSol's domain registration system, you'll relate to his comments.

    Windows Keyboard Shortcuts

    ISerializable pointed out this link to a great list of Windows keyboard shortcuts. I always like to read about keyboard shortcuts, even if I know most of them. Finding even one new shortcut makes it worth the time.

    I wasn't let down this time.

    F6
    switch between folder and file panes in Explorer (Windows Explorer)

    ALT + ESC
    focus the next window in the open window list

    CTRL + S in Windows Mixer to compactify. Cool! That's one I'll definitely use.

    I also re-remembered:
    WIN + E to open Explorer. Keep forgetting that one.
    WIN + BREAK to open Windows System Properties

    Some cool Internet Explorer Shortcuts that I didn't know about:
    SHIFT + SPACE
    scroll up one page (Internet Explorer)

    SHIFT + WHEEL-ROTATE
    navigate forward & back (same as forward and back buttons)

    CTRL + WHEEL-ROTATE
    change default font viewing size (ignored if page uses style sheets)

    [Listening to: The 77s - Nowhere Else (from Sticks And Stones)]

    May 28, 2003

    Life's Too Short To Watch Crap

    Wait now... did I hear that correctly? I saw an ad for satellite TV who's selling line was "Because life's too short to watch crap." If I don't want to watch crap I get rid of the satellite, the cable TV - the TV period. It's ALL crap.

    Life's too short to watch crap == Life's too short to watch TV.

    Web firm ordered to curb deceptive ads

    Remember my posting on the rude and confusing popup ads? Looks like something's being done about it:

    'Bonzi Software settled a class-action suit Monday ... As part of the settlement, all future Bonzi ads presented as Microsoft dialogue boxes will contain the word "advertisement" within the banner header. The company will also discontinue the use of "fake user interfaces," such as "X" boxes that don't close the ad. Bonzi must also pay plaintiffs' attorneys' fees and costs.'

    This is great progress.

    One question: Why can the justice system shut down misleading popups this quickly but can't do a thing to prevent me from receiving sickeningly graphic porn spam in my inbox?

    New Version of Acrobat Reader

    I don't particularly like PDF documents, but that's how most eBooks are distributed. Since I do a fair bit of book reading on my laptop, it's noteworthy that Acrobat Reader 6.0 was released yesterday with significantly improved "CoolType" - Adobe's answer to Microsoft ClearType.

    You have to enable and tweak it thru "Edit"->"Preferences"->"Smoothing".

    While I'm at it, here's an Acrobat quick tip:
    To disable the annoying loading splash screen, go to the "Preferences" menu, select "Startup" and de-select "Display Splash screen".

    Update: I just realized that the space bar finally moves to the next page too!

    [Listening to: Russ Taff - I Need You (from The Way Home)]

    May 22, 2003

    Congratulations Reuben! You Are Officially Owned.

    This insane fixation with fame puzzles me.

    It seems like the highest pinnacle of life for the majority of the planet (at least in our western world) is to be famous - no matter what the cost.

    Do people want fame just for the recognition? Is it just an issue with wanting to be noticed?

    Do they want fame hoping to get the money that usually accompanies it? If it's just the money, there are lots of ways to get money without all the negatives of fame. I'd rather be rich and completely anonymous - at least i'd be able to actually enjoy the money and have a life that was my own.

    Case in point: have you seen the contract that the American Idol contestants signed in the hope to be famous? They signed their lives away to be on that show; and the worst off is the winner.

    I really pity Reuben more than I congratulate him.

    I read this article after Kelly Clarkson won the first American Idol show and re-read it today. It describes the details of the contract that she, and now presumably Reuben, signed. Here's an excerpt from the article:

    According to the version of the contract one entertainment lawyer posted to the Internet, Fuller and his company own the names, likenesses, voices and personal histories of the "Idol" finalists, "in or in connection with" the show, forever. 19 Group can use that material however it wants, even if it's false, embarrassing or damaging.

    And here are a couple of actual excerpts from the contract:

    "... I hereby grant to Producer the unconditional right throughout the universe in perpetuity to use, simulate or portray (and to authorize others to do so) or to refrain from using, simulating or portraying, my name, likeness (whether photographic or otherwise), voice, singing voice, personality, personal identification or personal experiences, my life story, biographical data, incidents, situations and events which heretofore occurred or hereafter occur, including without limitation the right to use, or to authorize others to use any of the foregoing in or in connection with the Series ...

    ... I understand that, in and in connection with the Series, I may reveal and/or relate, and other parties ... may reveal and/or relate information about me of a personal, private, intimate, surprising, defamatory, disparaging, embarrassing or unfavorable nature, that may be factual and/or fictional."

    Wow.

    If someone put that contract in front of me, I'd tell them to take their fame and shove it.

    May 19, 2003

    A Blog That's More Insanely Boring And Trivial Than Mine

    I'm going to have to change my blog site description again... This site is more insanely boring and trivial than mine.

    Here's a sample entry from May 12:

    Looking at my watch
    I was busy doing some things and began to wonder how much time had elapsed. I glanced at my watch and saw the time displayed, thus providing an answer to my question."

    It's so boring that I couldn't stop laughing.

    Unfortunately he doesn't have an RSS feed.

    May 18, 2003

    Mighty Duck Stanley Cup?

    I know next to nothing about hockey (or any sport for that matter), but I thought I saw on the news tonight that a team called the "Mighty Ducks" stands a good chance of winning the Stanley Cup.

    Is this for real? If so, is it a concern for hockey fans? Or do modern fans accept team names like "Mighty Ducks" the same way newscasters actually refer to a man named Sean Combs as "P. Diddy" without busting a gut laughing?

    May 12, 2003

    Google - Hacker Version

    http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/

    May 10, 2003

    Chinese MSN Messenger Now Out

    I got this from Woodster.com

    How To Break Your Slashdot Addiction

    I have a love/hate relationship with Slashdot. I don't think I'm alone on that, at least in my own peer community.

    What I love about Slashdot is that they are able to pull together a whole pile of interesting tidbits from around the web on topics that are of interest to many geekwads like me. What I hate about Slashdot is everthing else.

    I must admit that I love to be annoyed. My wife complains when I linger on Canada's Vision TV on Saturday afternoon while changing channels. All too often, I find myself reading down through the Slashdot message board just to wonder out loud how people can be so stupid and mis-informed. Why do I do this? Maybe it makes me feel smarter and more informed, but it is an addiction.

    However, since I discovered blogging and RSS feeds, my Slashdot addiction has been pretty much under control, except for the occasional visit to meet my annoyance quota.

    Here's how you too can beat the addiction:

  • Download SharpReader

    SharpReader is what's known as an RSS Aggregator - a way of reading a whole bunch of blogs without having to surf from site to site. Slashdot's RSS feed is provided by default, so you'll still be able to see what's being posted there, but at least you can finally change your default home page from Slashdot to your personal blog site. :) Oh, and you'll need the .NET Framework installed. (You already have it installed don't you?)

  • Add a few RSS feeds

    You can do this in several ways; the easiest is by dragging the little icon that you see on most weblogs into the SharpReader left side panel. Contact me if you want a few starters, but it's best to build your own list of blogs that appeal to you.

  • Use SharpReader as your starting point for web surfing.

    I find that the quality of linkage that I get from web loggers is much better; more tailored to my interests. I also find that cool stuff often shows up several days later on Slashdot than in the blogosphere - you get to be there first and say "duh!" to Slashdot.

    As a side note, if you want decent quality discussion - not the moronic blather of Slashdot comments - check out Joel's discussion forum. I find that the people that frequent this message board seem to also be (recovering?) Slashdot readers, but come to Joel's forum to have relatively decently informed conversation about things they see there.

    After all this, if you still need your fix of annoying things to think and talk about you can always do a Google search for commentary from Larry Ellison or Scott McNealy.

    Update: I forgot to link to the SharpReader download when I initially posted this.

  • Monkeys Can't Write Shakespeare, But May Blog Well

    I came across this link on the Early & Adopter blog. Funny.

    I also noticed that Early & Adopter linked to my humble site here. How the heck did they find me? I'm an insignificant bump on a wart of the blogosphere.

    May 09, 2003

    Dry Couple of Days

    I've had my head down in some serious programming for a few days, so things have been really quiet here...

    Meanwhile, it's come to my attention that there is actually one person (besides myself) who visits this site, and they're not happy with how quiet i've been.

    I have lots more insanely boring and trivial things stewing, so don't fear...

    [Listening to: U2 - Bullet The Blue Sky (from The Joshua Tree)]

    May 06, 2003

    Messenger Plus

    I just found a cool add-on called Messenger Plus! for Windows/MSN Messenger. It adds a bunch of great features that I've wanted Microsoft to add such as:

  • Chat logging
  • Personalised status messages
  • Quick text shortcuts (e.g. I configured /t to type "Are you there?")
  • Text recall - recall the last messages you typed
  • Window transparency
  • Change the silly "don't share your credit card" message
  • Disable ads

    There are plenty of cool tweaks in there for everyone. It installed without incident (didn't even sign me out), and the interface is very cleanly integrated. It just adds a "Plus!" menu to your Messenger contact list and message window, plus a configurable "Share" icon above the message typing area.

    Highly recommended if you use Messenger a lot.

    Warning: the Messenger Plus website will give you annoying popup ads.

    [Listening to: King's X - We Are Finding Who We Are (from Faith, Hope, Love)]
  • Rude and Confusing Popup Ads

    Internet popup ads are getting more rude and confusing every day. I just had the following ad pop up on my screen:

    They're being made to make you believe that they're operating system messages. The menu bars even highlight when you pass over them.

    Of course, I'm not fooled by this type of crap, but it must be confusing to the average computer user. Actually, I can say conclusively that it is confusing. Yesterday Janice was at the computer and saw a similar popup ad that said something like "You may be broadcasting your IP address, would you like to fix this?" She anxiously asked me what it meant.

    Displaying this type of ad is really not a nice thing to do. In the real world it would be like a stranger hiding behind a corner to frighten you when you pass. How rude.

    I think I'll switch her primary browser to Firebird (formerly known as Phoenix) for the popup blocking feature. I use it about 25% of the time now for that reason alone.

    [Listening to: Vineyard Music UK - Dying To Return (from Beautiful)]

    May 05, 2003

    People Will Pay for Music Downloads If Given the Chance, Analysts Say

    Apple Computer's new online music service sold more than 1 million songs during its first week of operation, the company said Monday.

    The early sales success suggests that people will pay for music downloads if given the chance, analysts say. "It clearly shows there was some pent-up demand in the Mac community for a legal way to buy and download digital music," Jupiter Research analyst Michael Gartenberg said.

    Wha?? Ya think??

    Why does it always take the analysts to tell us what's obvious?

    Full story is here.

    May 04, 2003

    Michael from Slashdot Doing His Star Wars Practice

    http://www.poochsworld.com/movies/starwarspractice.wmv

    Ok, it's not actually Michael from Slashdot, but I'm still steamed from my previous posting. :)

    Update 05/05: Here's a bit more info on where the above clip came from, plus a bonus clip complete with special effects and lightsaber noises.

    Slashdot Stupidity

    The depth of stupidity and ignorance espoused on Slashdot never ceases to amaze me. A significant amount of this comes from the main "editors" (not to mention the mindless Linux-zealots / anti-MS drones who live on the comment pile). Here's a doozie statement from an article today referring to a preview of the next version of Windows (code-named "Longhorn"):

    "In addition to this, it will include a journaling file system, so us mere mortals can enjoy what Linux Geeks have had for years."

    Whaaaaa!!?? Did I read that correctly?

    Windows NT has had a journaling file system since it's release in 1994. Linux has had a journaling file system since, uh, never.. well, sorta now.. depending on the kernel version that ships with your distribution.

    If Linux is so cutting edge, why do we still hold our breath and pray whenever a Linux server loses power or crashes. I've spent far too many anxious hours trying to repair damaged Linux file systems, or just waiting for a server to rebuild. Don't talk to me about Linux being ahead of NT with journaling. This just makes my blood boil.

    And how much anxiety has Windows NTFS given me? Hmmmmm... I can't count a single minute of trouble that I've had with a NTFS formatted drive.

    I'm presuming that the monkey who posted it (just checked the source - yep, it's michael) thinks that the revolutionary new SQL-based filesystem (WinFS) being introduced in Longhorn is only a journaling file system. This again demonstrates the extreme depth of /. editors' ignorance of Microsoft technology.

    One theory of mine is that the Slashdot editors aren't really ignorant but this is actually an attempt on their part to evangelize Linux and spread anti-MS FUD. They know that a significant number of their users are going to believe every word they type and spread this type of urban myth far and wide without much critical review. So far it seems to be working.

    May 03, 2003

    Results from Janice's Thinker Quiz

    Janice did the quiz this morning and here are the results:


    You are an Interpersonal Thinker

    Interpersonal thinkers:

  • Like to think about other people, and try to understand them
  • Recognise differences between individuals and appreciate that different people have different perspectives
  • Make an effort to cultivate effective relationships with family, friends and colleagues

    Other Interpersonal thinkers include
    Winston Churchill, Mother Teresa, William Shakespeare

    Careers which suit Interpersonal thinkers include
    Politician, Psychologist, Nurse, Counsellor, Teacher



    That pretty much describes her.

  • May 02, 2003

    Thinker Quiz: What Kind Of Thinker Are You?

    Can't remember who first pointed out the link, but a lot of people on my blog list have been taking the Thinker Quiz. Here are the results of mine:


    You are a Musical Thinker

    Musical thinkers:

  • Tend to think in sounds, and may also think in rhythms and melodies
  • Are sensitive to the sounds and rhythms of words as well as their meanings.
  • Feel a strong connection between music and emotions

    Like many musical thinkers, Leonardo loved to sing, and had a fine voice Other Musical Thinkers include
    Mozart, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix

    Careers which suit Musical Thinkers include
    Musician, Music teacher, Sound engineer, Recording technician



    Well, that's quite interesting. There are several things that are noteworthy about this:

  • Music is what ultimately makes me tick. No matter what I do in the information technology world, there's still nothing that comes close to the feeling of satisfaction I get when I listen to or produce good music. My life goal is to retire early enough to spend the rest of my life involved in music in some way.

  • I didn't slant my answers toward this conclusion because honestly I didn't really think it would be the outcome. I thought I was a much more analytical thinker.

  • I found this link being passed around by a bunch of programmers / information technology people - most of them Microsoft employees. It's amazing how many of them also came up as Musical Thinkers.

    Why are so many technical people also musical? I think I answered that question several months ago when I began to immerse myself in sound engineering at church. I realized that sound engineering provides me with all of the things I like about technology (i.e. lots of technical stuff to learn and plenty of technical challenges; oh and plenty of gear to buy), but it also provides me with a larger audience that can actually appreciate what I do.

    With computer technology, I can configure that Windows Server 2003 box with IIS 6.0 and get SharePoint Portal Server v2b2 up and running with InfoPath XML integration, but who the heck cares, or can appreciate what it took to make that happen. Not many! Now, I don't do things to get noticed, but it does add to the satisfaction equation to have people occasionally say, "Wow, that sounded great." Nobody ever says "Wow, that's a great class you wrote in C# using the .NET CLR."

    [Listening to: Seventy Sevens - Snake (from Drowning With Land In Sight)]
  • The Will To Survive Is Bred In The Bone...

    Wow.

    [Listening to: Russ Taff - Higher (from Russ Taff)]

    Two Cases of SARS in Newfoundland!

    Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death:

  • One died from a SAR neck
  • The other died from a SAR troat

    From an IM convo with the inimitable Craig Newbury (a.k.a. Mc'Craig'er), who got it from David Mouland.

    [Listening to: Vineyard Music - Father Of Lights (from If You Say Go)]
  • April 27, 2003

    Honda Cog Commercial

    This commercial is absolutely amazing. When I first saw it, I tried to imagine how they had filmed it. I couldn't imagine that it had all been done in a single take.

    Apparently it was. After 606 tries, they got the take that ended up as the commercial. :)

    [Listening to: Paul Oakley - As I Am Known (from Unashamed)]

    April 25, 2003

    Crazy Day

    What a crazy day today. I spent most of the day and night rebuilding my laptop and home desktop. I'm just about finished with my laptop now, but there's a lot of work to do on the desktop. Time for some sleep.

    [Listening to: Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (from Escape)]

    April 24, 2003

    w.bloggar and WMP 9.0 Blogging plugin

    I'm testing two new tools:

    w.bloggar - freeware software for posting to various web log software, including Movable Type. Great piece of software from what I've seen so far.

    Windows Media Player Blogging plugin - I finally switched from WinAmp 3.0 (which I've wanted to for a while - slow as cold molasses...) to WMP 9.0 for this feature. It does what you see below; namely, automatically inserts the song you're currently listening to.

    [Listening to: The Seventy Sevens - Mr. Magoo (from A Golden Field of Radioactive Crows) ]

    April 22, 2003

    XBOX Live

    I picked up the XBOX Live system yesterday for my XBOX (of course). I'm looking for someone to play against so I'm holding off on buying a Live-supported game until I find someone to match up with. If you have an XBOX and are thinking about going Live, let me know.

    April 21, 2003

    Anything Into Oil?

    According to this article on Discover.com, a company called Changing World Technologies has invented a process to convert just about anything into oil. From the article:

    The process is designed to handle almost any waste product imaginable, including turkey offal, tires, plastic bottles, harbor-dredged muck, old computers, municipal garbage, cornstalks, paper-pulp effluent, infectious medical waste, oil-refinery residues, even biological weapons such as anthrax spores. According to Appel, waste goes in one end and comes out the other as three products, all valuable and environmentally benign: high-quality oil, clean-burning gas, and purified minerals that can be used as fuels, fertilizers, or specialty chemicals for manufacturing.

    The article further states that this system could completely reduce U.S. dependency on imported oil. Another quote:

    Just converting all the U.S. agricultural waste into oil and gas would yield the energy equivalent of 4 billion barrels of oil annually. In 2001 the United States imported 4.2 billion barrels of oil.

    Sounds too good to be true. I'm going to have to see what the scientific community is saying about this. If it is true, it could be a very significant breakthrough.

    April 20, 2003

    Isn't This Fun??

    Hours of family amusement. Look at them for a while and tell me you didn't laugh. :)

    Beautiful Day for a Car Wash

    It's a beautiful day for a car wash. The temperature is a whopping 5°, but the sun is shining. Nice enough to break out the hose and get at least the Tribute washed.

    April 18, 2003

    Wanted: ASP.NET Based Photo Gallery

    I'm desperately looking for a web-based photo gallery software written in ASP.NET that I can install on one of my own hosting servers. I have thousands of photos that I'd like to be able to make available to my family and friends without having to use a third party service.

    I've considered writing something on my own, but just don't have any spare time to do so. Google and Usenet searches have turned up nothing of note. I did find one example called PhotoBOB that's pretty much what I'm looking for but they haven't made the source code available yet.

    It doesn't have to be free, but I do need the source so I can install it myself. I have access to plenty of Windows or Linux servers that I can host it on.

    If anyone knows of a solution, let me know. I'll accept a perl-based solution as well, but would prefer to be able to host it on the .NET framework. (I've seen one for PHP, but it requires (uggh) mySQL.)

    April 17, 2003

    Spam Has Ceased To Be An Issue For Me...

    Finally! I've found an anti-spam solution that works for me. It's called SpamNet. If you use Outlook and want to catch over 95% of spam that comes in your inbox, this is the answer.

    (It works with Outlook 2003 Beta2 as well, in case you're wondering. It also works whether you use POP or Exchange Server - haven't tried it with IMAP, but presume it works. They also say that they're working on a version for Outlook Express.)

    In the past few weeks, it has caught over 700 spam from me. On an average Saturday I would regularly get over 100 spam. Now with SpamNet, I get about 2 - 4.

    It works by users "voting" on spam. When you get a spam that SpamNet doesn't catch, you click the "Block" button. It creates a unique signature of the email and sends it to a central server. Once a certain number of users flag the same message as spam, it gets added to their database of confirmed spam. From that point forward, all users of SpamNet receive the benefit of having that email deleted for them.

    Actually it doesn't (by default) actually delete the spam. It puts them in a "Spam" folder. You can go in and review and "Unblock" false-positives. So far the only false-positives I've had are a few unimportant newsletters that I subscribe to. Once you unblock a message from the same address twice, SpamNet is smart enough to ask you if you want to add it to your "whitelist" so it doesn't get blocked by you in the future.

    Overall great software that has saved me a tremendous amount of time and frustration.

    Speaking of Outlook 2003, one of my favorite new features is that it blocks ALL images in email by default. No more having graphic porno spam pop up in your preview window when you open your mail client! You have to click an extra field to have the images downloaded if you choose. Great new feature!

    Update 04/18: The best part is, SpamNet if FREE.
    Update 04/28: Version 1.0 was just released. It's no longer free, but a reasonable $4.99 USD / mo.

    April 16, 2003

    Yahoo's (now ex) CEO's Surname Rhymes With "Google"

    Thought it was funny that Yahoo's outgoing CEO's surname is "Koogle".

    First Entry

    This is my first ever blog entry (if you don't count my first try - using something called "Manila" I think - a couple of years ago before I realized what a "blog" was).