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The White Stripes Suck(s?)

Man, how did this band get to play on the Grammys? There's a reason there are only two members - the drummer can't keep a beat. I'm sure every other musician they've ever tried to recruit has left in frustration. Jack White sings like a banshee while making his guitar sound like it's being whacked with a dead fish. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Stop it. That really hurts! Please, God, make the White Stripes go away...

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I totally agree, as a drummer i find it painful to listen to...however i find the songs very catchy and they often get stuck in my head for days at a time. I need to learn that Berenstain Bears song.

Heh - you finally heard that abomination too? I saw them on TV several times over the last year. The first time was about a year ago, then again on the MTV Europe awards and a few other places. I just don't get it.

I take it as an indication of how artificial and corporate-driven is popularity in the music biz. I mean, the only way they could get so much exposure is with some high-powered friends and connections. I just can't convince myself that enough people world-wide really want to see them play more than the thousands of more talented bands in every town and city around the world.

Amen, amen. :)

Yes, they have practically no talent whatsoever. Yet, this simple drivel they turn out is catchy. Whenever I get one of those dreadful songs stuck in my head I feel like giving myself a lobotomy.

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